This may, in fact, be Metroland's very first post about sports. I know, it's pretty exciting. It's also pretty damn funny.
Here's video from what's being called "the major-league freak out" from minor-league baseball manager Phillip Wellman. Wellman is manager of the Atlanta Braves' affiliate team, the Mississippi Braves.
Even if the first minute doesn't amuse you, stay tuned to around 1:20. That's when he starts crawling on his elbows across the field and grenade tosses the pitcher's rosin bag. It takes a little bit of crazy, I think, to act out in such a manner. But hey, if you're going to be ejected from the game, you might as well make it worth it, right?